How to hack Hotm@il

For a while people keep asking me how to hack hotmail, well here it is, the B@foon manual. A step by step procedure on how to hack Hotmail methodically:

1. Information Gathering:

Gathering information about our target is trivial in our attack. To perform the hack we need to buy or steal the necessary equipment for our target and find the location of the target. I would recommend reading the following article: "Here's How to Buy the Right Chainsaw". This article should provide a basis and a start for your hacking needs. Finding the Target is easy. This link gives enough information. One way to reach da place [tm] is to go there physically. Get your chainsaws with you.

2. Penetration testing:

Switch on the chainsaw. You see that rackmount with a sticker which says hotmail.com? Put the chainsaw very near that rackmount should hit your face - but its ok because you're NOT that good looking.

3. No need for passwords any more:

Now that you hacked hotmail you know that you don't need passwords any more to get into your ex-girlfriend's hotmail account. Anyother way to hack hotmail is to click Here.

4. Death:

You may now accept reality - that you suck at hacking and will never get this far. Therefore life sucks and you'll die.